Pumpkin-Chicken Night!!!!

Do not be confused by the title.  No, we did NOT eat some sort of weird foreign chicken pumpkin concoction.  However, we DID have a delicioso dinner cooked by Chef Batchaspaghetti-- baconcheesebbq chicken.  It was all real good.  We also had amazing pumpkin muffins by Chef May-May.  But that's not the only pumpkin fun we had Friday night.... we. carved. pumpkins.  Please contain your excitement.  Here are some instructions for a fun time pumpkin night.

Step 1:  Go to the Walmart House and buy beautiful $4 pumpkins.

Step 2:  Buy an over-priced pumpkin carving kit.

Step 3:  Place hair in pumpkin-carving-side-ponytail.  It's the only way to ensure peak carving performance.  It also helps if you wear an insanely stylish tie-dye t-shirt.

Step 4:  Cut the top off your pumpkin and clean out all the grody guts and seeds.

Step 5:  Make sure you have a diet coke handy.  Pumpkin carving is hard work and you will need to quinch that thirst.

Step 6:  Pick out a fun time template or think up a design to carve into your pumpkin.

Step 7: Attach and trace your template.  AKA punch out approximately 234098234 holes around the shape of your design.  Real fun, right?

Step 8:  After several hours of wonderful hole punching you can begin to carve, shave, and shade your pumpkin for several more hours.

Step 9:  When carving is complete, take a picture!!

Step 10:  Put a candle inside and share your pumpkin with the rest of the Halloween world!!

There you have it, folks!  Pumpkin Chicken Night was such a great success.  You should have one of your own.  There are several more pictures on my facebook you can look at if we're friends... and if we aren't friends... we should be!!!

Okbye!